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    Unisex Hoodie

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    They say love speaks in mysterious ways—some prefer poetry, others chocolates. But you? You speak fluent burpee! This witty and bold hoodie is for those who know that love isn't just a feeling—it's a sweaty, heart-pounding, full-body workout. Whether you're conquering the gym floor or just making a statement, this shirt lets the world know you’re not afraid to drop it low and jump it high.

    It’s soft, durable, and ready to survive even your toughest workouts.

    This hoodie is lightweight yet tough—just like your burpee game. Thoughtful details like shoulder-to-shoulder taping and quarter-turning (no awkward center crease here!) make it not only gym-worthy but street-ready too.

    So, wear it to the gym, to brunch, or while doing burpees at your cousin’s wedding—because true love knows no boundaries. And remember: love, like burpees, gets better the harder you work for it. 💪

    Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

    This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

    Size guide

      CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
    S 20 27
    M 21 28
    L 23 29
    XL 25 30
    2XL 26 ½ 31
    3XL 28 32
      CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
    S 50.8 68.6
    M 53.3 71.1
    L 58.4 73.7
    XL 63.5 76.2
    2XL 67.3 78.7
    3XL 71.1 81.3

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