"Prepare to revolutionize your wardrobe with the essential item of the year: the 'Warning I have Protein Farts, Healthy but Deadly Hoodie.' This isn't just a hoodie; it's a lifestyle necessity for anyone who takes their fitness and humor seriously.
Imagine a hoodie that combines supreme comfort with a bold statement. Made from a luxurious blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, this hoodie offers the perfect balance of breath-ability and warmth, essential for any fitness enthusiast or comfort-seeker. The 100% cotton face feels like a gentle hug against your skin, ideal for both intense gym sessions and relaxing days off.
But let's not forget the functionality: a spacious front pouch pocket to keep all your essentials close at hand, whether you're powering through a workout or running errands. The self-fabric patch on the back adds a layer of durability, making this hoodie a long-lasting companion in your wardrobe.
The design features matching flat drawstrings and a 3-panel hood, ensuring you look as good as you feel. Adjust for the perfect fit and step out in style, confident that your hoodie is turning heads for all the right reasons.
In a world where blending in is the norm, stand out with the 'Warning I have Protein Farts, Healthy but Deadly Hoodie.' It's more than just clothing; it's a statement that you're dedicated to your health, unafraid of a little humor, and always ready to make an impression. Don't miss out on the opportunity to own this must-have hoodie – it's the key to unlocking a whole new level of confidence, comfort, and conversation!"
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Imagine a hoodie that combines supreme comfort with a bold statement. Made from a luxurious blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, this hoodie offers the perfect balance of breath-ability and warmth, essential for any fitness enthusiast or comfort-seeker. The 100% cotton face feels like a gentle hug against your skin, ideal for both intense gym sessions and relaxing days off.
But let's not forget the functionality: a spacious front pouch pocket to keep all your essentials close at hand, whether you're powering through a workout or running errands. The self-fabric patch on the back adds a layer of durability, making this hoodie a long-lasting companion in your wardrobe.
The design features matching flat drawstrings and a 3-panel hood, ensuring you look as good as you feel. Adjust for the perfect fit and step out in style, confident that your hoodie is turning heads for all the right reasons.
In a world where blending in is the norm, stand out with the 'Warning I have Protein Farts, Healthy but Deadly Hoodie.' It's more than just clothing; it's a statement that you're dedicated to your health, unafraid of a little humor, and always ready to make an impression. Don't miss out on the opportunity to own this must-have hoodie – it's the key to unlocking a whole new level of confidence, comfort, and conversation!"
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
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